Voulez-vous crochet avec moi?

Sometimes a whimsical family-friendly creation is just a...
...startling indication of your latent desires?

Amigurumi Crochet - Zeobleez Monster Red:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22678308

Amigurumi Crochet - Zeobleez Monster Green:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=22678534

Amigurumi Crochet - Zeobleez Monster Orange:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22678739