Realistically rendered

Maybe the custom cake topper wasn't such a good idea...

"I hate Lamaze class."

"I hate motherhood."

"I told you not to wear the turquoise suit."

"Looking back, he wasn't even smiling in the cake topper."

Threshold-crossers: http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5834488

Crying baby: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=23588582

Lamaze class: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20164745

Turquoise suit (complete with score-settling fabric swatch): http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24619991