Different, cont'd.

Custom Squirrel Feltidermy:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26564883

Happy Little Pork Buns

Sometimes you just need a pork bun. Don't think about it too much.

Happy Little Pork Buns:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=16128941

Hat head, cont'd.

Still more evidence that a cheerful hat is not The Answer.



http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=17170745

This just in

Zippered bowl.

Developing.










Maple Zippered Bowl:
http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?ref=pounce&transaction_id=17169890

In case you run out of felted garlic

You know what? The crochet craze is getting weird now.

Mr. Pointy stuffed vampire stake:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24685007

Snout-to-tail neckwear

Says the seller: "He is about 1 1/2 inches from head to rump." It isn't every day someone says that about your necklace. I hope.

Tiny Possum felted necklace:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26786336

Portrait of a know-it-all: A story in three T-shirts

Unless you live in Portland, Scandinavia, or the middle of the Salish Sea (the seller has a helpful 300-word explanation for nonresidents), I would advise against wearing these T-shirts. I say this with love. Just don't.

Map of the Salish Sea T-shirt

Map of the City of Portland Oregon T-shirt

Scandinavia at Its Greatest Extent T-shirt

http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5501965

(ad)just your type

For all you typography geeks out there, the perfect pair of social-life endangering rings.

For the rest of you, there's always Google. Or not. Either way is just fine, really.

Typographic kern acrylic ring set:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26874634

Knit your own nudibranch

You know, the soft-bodied, shell-less marine opisthobranch gastropod mollusk, noted for its often extraordinary colors and striking forms. Yes, I Googled it.

Nudibranch pattern:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26361642

Next year, just write on my Facebook wall

I know, everyone's a comedian. But that doesn't change the fact that I hate this card.








Uterus birthday card:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=25342691

The measure of a cozy

There's nothing more unsightly than an uncozied tape measure. With the help of the Tapester, you'll never have to think that sentence again.


Tapester measuring tape cozy:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=25034518

Fill 'er up

The seller asks: "Who wouldn't want to keep their essentials in a little felt stomach?"


Felt stomach card holder or coin purse:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=7647049

The opposite of happy

Another reminder that a fuzzy headpiece doesn't really make everything OK.

Faux fur headband and scarf:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26016372

Crap for Your Cat, cont'd.

Poopy Diaper Cat Toy:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26671367

Like a rock

Seriously. I will never stop loving felted pebbles. It will just never happen.










http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26448441

Hmmm

Let's start with the most obvious question: Three syllables?

To cutely go...

These just make me happy.

Craft long and prosper!










Handpainted Star Trek dolls:
http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=17103336

Welcome to my wheelhouse

Friends, this is a bit of a Moment for me. Not since I stumbled upon the Squid Tampon Cozy have I felt as proud to be curating this collection of unusual crafts.

With no further ado, I share with you this Sanitary Napkin Cozy.

I suspect it's all downhill from here, life-wise.







http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=18716873

You have to be there

This bit of glassware mustache humor is sure to give your friends a chuckle -- but only when your pint is half-full, and they're viewing you at just the right moment. As anyone who's been to Stonehenge knows, timing is everything.







Mustache pint glasses:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26668411

Did I miss something?

Here's a vintage item that raises more questions than it answers.










White Castle Hamburgers Vintage Bridge Tally:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=pounce&listing_id=26736752

Good news/bad news

The good news: I love this felted hydrangea in acidic-soil blue.

Right?

The bad news: It's part of a dog collar, which means I won't be buying it, and kind of makes me question my taste in felted fauna.


Hydrangea Seersucker Custom Dog Collar:
http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=6034590

Crochet Libre

You've probably made a few of these already.


























Mexican wrestler crochet pattern:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=26083984

Cool reads

I know. You wish your Kindle could look more like an old shed in Kansas.

Friends, I have good news.







Kindle 2 Skin - Old Air Conditioner:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26273169

Quitting has never been so cuddly

Here's a little crochet project to keep your hands busy until the cravings subside.

Broke smoke: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26002461

Meet Mr. Turkee

I'm not going to lie. I like this crocheted turkey leg a bit more than a grown-up should.

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26631790

Old School

Moog, Roland, Korg.

Felt.

http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=6852312

The cozy craze, cont'd.

Here's an item for the snacker who can handle the truth. After all, sometimes temperature control comes before portion control.

Ice cream pint cozy:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=8304734

Here's to a lifetime of happiness

More confusing cake toppers. Cheers!





Custom cake topper:
http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=16905678

Fantasy Wife cake topper:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26439058

Custom funky couple wedding cake topper:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=25101616

Fancy Mickey Mouse Wedding Cake Topper:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=26569262

Wearable art: The drama continues

Upcycled neckties. Proceed with extreme caution.


http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=6962917

Fakin' it

These are challenging times. For example, it's harder than ever to pick just one version of handmade fake bacon.

I checked in with myself, and I think this one will do. It curls, it lies flat, it fits in your pocket, and it's got the right fat-to-meat ratio.


Portable Pocket Bacon:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=19557847