Fakin' it

These are challenging times. For example, it's harder than ever to pick just one version of handmade fake bacon.

I checked in with myself, and I think this one will do. It curls, it lies flat, it fits in your pocket, and it's got the right fat-to-meat ratio.


Portable Pocket Bacon:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=19557847