I'm a Canine, Get Me Out of Here

I'm no dog whisperer, but I know a sad model when I see one. This little creature isn't unloved; he's just overly festooned -- a condition I like to call Overcrafted Pet Syndrome. It's treatable, but only with the intervention of a caring human who doesn't own a glue gun.

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