Spooning

Somehow this manages to be depressing and overly optimistic at the same time.


His and Hers Ice Cream Cozy Set:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=25959977

Cuttlefish and friends

You don't see crochet patterns for cuttlefish, prawns and squid every day. Or maybe you do. But I can't wrap my mind around that.














http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5031892

They plump when you knit 'em

From the cheerful smiles it's clear they haven't heard what real hot dogs are made of.


http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30088696

Original Sin, Felted Edition

If you're still reading this, I'll mention the $500 price tag. Talk about a sin! I kid. But seriously.












Adam and Eve:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=17510011

A work in progress

I'm no expert, but to my eye this handled cozy could use a few more hours of workshopping.




Spring Pea Green Cotton Coffee Cup Holder:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24385215

Felted Chewbacca?

Check.










Needlefelted Chewbacca:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31007242

Why Didn't He Call?, cont'd.

This could be why.









I Love Wine Pillow:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=29113985

TMI, cont'd.

If this is what Mother Earth looks like, I wish this crafter had kept it to herself.












Needle-Felted Mother Earth:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=14727201

'Tis the Season, cont'd.

Halloween is coming. Toddlers beware.



Toddler costume:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31377181

Doll Parts

Says the seller: "Don't you think it is sexy for you doll??"

Red Bikini:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31280048&ref=cat2_gallery_19

Life on a Knitted Farm

This is quaint. Just don't name the chickens.











Family of chickens
Brown Icelandic Sheep
Fried Egg
http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=6072383

Just bulbs

No, it's not an anti-smoking ad (NYC reference?). It's a fennel bulb, obviously. And, to quote the seller, it's "Tonal stalks with a pin-tucked bulb." Obviously.




Fennel Bulb:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=19656797

Breaking news: The new Fascinators are here!

I know. Exciting.

Fascinator fans, you know who you are.

Proud as a Peacock Headband Fascinator
Blue Bird Headband
Autumn Origins Red Paper Oak Leaf and Acorn Headband
Monarch Butterfly Frenzy Headband

http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5076456

(Not) Just for Men

I'm as confused as you are.

Hat tip (beard tip?) to Ana!



Creamy White Beard
Bowtie Moustache
Ginger Fu Manchu Moustache

http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=7433117

Your coffee called

and it's asking where its sweater is.

Also, could you make it flattering?



Coffee Coat:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20743648&ref=cat3_gallery_15

Multicolor Mug Cozy:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=21315347

Grass Green Adjustable Cozy:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30968940

Mug Cozy:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31237793

Natural Wool Mug Cozy:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24451371

Halloween is coming...

Get a little scared.







Orange Hair Hat:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31379995

Three words that shouldn't be put together

Luxury Adult Blanket.

Says the seller:
"It will keep you cozy for the winter months and your house very stylie! Not the normal blankets."

All that for $211.95. I just hope it's machine washable.

Luxury Adult Blanket:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30774882

What's going on here?

Says the seller:
"Made by me from my own pattern, this - cute? - little minimonster will certainly piff up your - or your dolls - day!"

Minimonster:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=18929985

Why Didn't He Call?, cont'd.

"He said it was OK for me to bring Buster along...."

Dog Carrier Sling:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31269525

Limes, Rock, Kumquats

I just thought these were nice.



Two Limes:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=25088882

A rock:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=29613586

Kumquats Crocheted in Wool:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30589075

Breaking news.

This water-bottle cozy really makes a statement. Also, it just might turn me off cozies forever.

I know. That's big.


Red, White and Blue Water Bottle Cozy:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=25205918

Meet Gene

That's right. Gene the Spleen. You can handle it.

Says the seller:

Nothing says
"I'll keep you lean and clean!"
quite like a spleen


Gene the Spleen:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30178857

Handknit greetings

The next time you're looking for just the right $20 postcard, consider handknit cable in 100% wool.

Cable Knit Postcard:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30065764

Long-Suffering: A Portrait in Dogwear

There's a special place in heaven for the pets of crafters. Let's hope.


http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=6458655

Hmm

Says the seller:

"Lime Hearts you all around! Grab you're chocalte pie neck wear for all of falls little happenings...

Two layers of lime "heart" trim along spotted ties, light rose print to the side or off the back with hand pleated white & red striped trim you mighty never be "unprepared" again!"


Um, right....


Strawberry Shortcakes Chocolate Pie:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30864969

Editor's Note

If this is your dad, I'm very sorry.

Says the seller: "This mask with a prominent beak has been designed specifically for those who wear glasses." Oh, okay. I was wondering what this was for.

Bird Beak Leather Mask:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30496673