On the bubble

Social phobics, proceed with caution. Despite its good intentions, this pillow might not help you attract the caliber of friends you're yearning for.

Says the seller: "They're durable and fully washable, and have a handle on the back for easy posing when the occasion arises."

Say It Cushion:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32809775