One of a Kind, continued

 

Here's the next in a series of creations described as one of a kind (OOAK).


For $250, this life-size reimagining of Cousin It as a female internist could be yours.
 
Says the seller: "Iza would be a great addition to any children's or other hospitals, medical clinic, lab, dentist or medical specialist!"


I report, you decide. 


Dr Iza It OOAK Halloween/Goth/Horror Life Size Doll:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24215333

Here's the beef

Here's something else I'm not quite understanding.

Also, it costs $220. Just so you know.

Hamburger Scatter Cushions:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39240657

Hot links

Says the seller:  "Hot links plush toy makes a delicious and versatile addition to your collection. Use it as a scarf, whip, fire rescue system or to restrain burglars until the police arrive."

Any questions?

The package is kind of genius, no?

Hot Links Plush Toy:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=28399935

Getting warmer

Here's a cold-weather twist on the fake-moustache meme.

Is there a more ridiculous way to embarrass your friends and offspring while keeping your face warm? Probably, but I can't think of one right now.


Moustache Neckwarmer:
 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38422721

Great moments in baby-naming

More questionable monogramming.

And three more reasons to thank your parents.

Monogrammed baby clothes:

http://www.etsy.com/shop/lillifeeboutique

Turning Japanese

This troubles me.


Heavy Overnight Japanese Menstrual Cloth:
http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=24459062

Cries for help

Either I'm ovulating or these babies need our help. Or both. Probably both.

Pink Pom Pom Hat and Candy Shoppe Elf Hat:

http://www.etsy.com/shop/HandKnitbyCara

If These Walls Could Talk (Japanese Edition)

Wall decals, Japanese-style.

Friends, Kraftomatic has a new favorite thing.

 In spring one sleeps a sleep that knows no dawn.


**

Drop by drop fills the tub.

**

ようこそ、いらっしゃいませ = Welcome
美味しい料理 = delicious dish
沢山召し上がれ！ = ear a lot
ごゆっくりお寛ぎください = please relax slowly



Interior Art Stickers:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/arigatou

Age not-quite-appropriate

 

Drinking games are really getting childish, aren't they?

 
Happy Helper Wine Bottle Stopper:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38641335

Mm Mm Good One

Says the seller: "The Dollmaker's humorous response to a self-challenge to create dolls from recycled materials."

Duly noted.

Cream of Potato Boy:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38478060

Sweet phone

Finally there's a way to express your love of Japanese candy while maintaining a scratch-free smartphone.

Pocky iPhone Cozy:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38514538

And on a lighter note...

That baby mummy seems to have upset a few readers. My apologies. Let's never speak of it again. Maybe this will lighten the mood.

Or maybe not.

Notes the seller: "Hoodie style carrier has a button side closure, and can be adjusted to any size furbabie."

I better keep trying.

 

Fudge Ripple Hoodie Cocoon Dog Carrier crochet pattern:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38411424

OOAK

Here's the first in a little series of creations described by their sellers as One of a Kind.

 

It's hard to believe there's just one Mummy Baby Art Doll.

Mummy Baby Art Doll ($60):

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=10314701

Showing a little restraint

Don't call it a straight jacket. Or you're going in the bag.

Any questions?

Baby wrap and body sock:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/biacollection

Not recommended for first dates

Says the seller: "These are great conversation starters." 

Or maybe great conversational contraceptives. Could go either way. In theory.




"It's a Girl" Fingerless Gloves:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30347366

Rule #1: Always carry a banana sack

Says the seller:  "Measurements: 10 inches long"

OK then.

Crocheted Bana Sack:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38152259

Bad Ideas in Hand Soap, savory edition

 

Insert chicken-skin joke here. Or not. OK, not. Let's forget this ever happened.

Roasted Chicken Goat's Milk Soap:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=37323283

Presentation is everything, continued

Insert airhead joke here.

Darling {sic} Lavendar {sic} Crochet {sic} Adult {sic} Headband:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24801948

Presentation is everything

 Is this what Michael Jackson had? (I mean vitiligo, not the buttoned hoodie.)

Also? Yikes.

Polka Dot Dreams Button Hood:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35647325

 

The Name Game, continued

 This poor little guy is sure to grow up feeling the world is not fair.


Personalized baby blanket:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38221328

I report, you decide

Drink warm beer. Sprain ankle.

One cozy does it all.
 

Karen's versatile cozy:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38024247

Ruffled Neck Warmer of Death

I don't care how low the windchill factor is, I'm not putting that on.

Ruffled Neck Warmer:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38165247

Wine bottle cozy?

Sure, why not.

Blue Felted Wine Bottle Cozy:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31307638

An Apple Cozy a Day...

I haven't posted any of these in a while. It just feels like it's time.

Apple Cozies:

http://www.etsy.com/shop/jmatkovi?section_id=6002473

Just checking

Am I the only one who's weirded out now?


Rocket Kitty Sweater and BatCat Sweater:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/YouthDiaspora