Soap for your peeps

Because nothing says Happy Easter like mistakenly eating soap.


Peeps and chicks soap:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=43143599

To boldly drink...

Says the seller:  "This beer cozy has the uniform from Star Trek season 1 including the commanding insignia."

Also, they cost $25.

Any questions?

Star Trek Season One Beery Cozies:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/LizardKnits

What Would Steve Jobs Do?

April 3 is around the corner. I think we know what Steve would advise.


WWSJD Wristband:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/WWSJD

Dignity deficit disorder

I'm no expert, but something tells me this dog is not having fun yet.


Mario Nintendo, Safety Cone, and Lakers Cheerleader dog costumes:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=42091150

Truth in Advertising

Says the seller:  "Remember those cold nose days, well forget about it, they are over."


Crocheted Nose Warmer/Mask:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=35883438

Egg Cozies: Facial Hair Edition

Did I miss a memo about Mr. T and egg cozies? I await your reply.


Mr. T and Moustache Egg Cozies:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/HeartHooks

Crocheted Coco

If you're like me, you should be concerned. No. If you're like me, you're missing Conan. Well don't get all mopey - just get crocheting.

Says the seller:  "Conan, you were robbed!"

Also, "He's even got a removable beard, for those times when he's on strike or off air."

Let's get crocheting.

Conan O'Brien amigurumi pattern:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=43382808

Handmade and Hurting

Why does this sad little Finnish bear make me so happy?


Grumpy Little Bear in a Skirt:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=43185865

Custom Cake Toppers: Can These Relationships Be Saved?

Here's to the happy couple!



Drunk Couple Custom Cake Topper:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=42223700

Custom College Football Fan Cake Topper:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=42129579

Pesach plush

Straight from Tel Aviv comes this Passover-themed fleece keychain. The button is the carrot on top. Obviously.


Passover special: Gefilte Fish Plush/Keychain
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=42005419

Sad models great and small

The shortage of appropriately aged models in Henderson, KY is reaching troubling new heights.

Baby and toddler bibs:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/craftychris

Call me Sister Mary Sunshine

I'll be gone for a few days, just like Sister Mary Sunshine, the vacationing nun. However, you may not call me Sister Flossie or Sister Bonnie the Curler. They are pictured here for informational purposes only.

Got that?

Nuns for all your needs (yes, they're from Canada):
http://www.etsy.com/shop/nunofakind

Pint sized

Says the seller: "These pretzels are making me thirsty!"

Pint Plush:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=41635137

Chihuahua Puffin and Friends

Says the seller: "bespoke mutant toys for all ages!"

I report, you decide.


Monkey Goose, Sloth Tit, and Chihuahua Puffin:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/lucyroberts

Trompe-l'iPhone

Here are a few conversation starters, or possibly enders.

TV Dinner, Pint of Beer, and Mix Tape Gadget Cases:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/Coolbeans717

High-fiber treats

The jelly donut rendered in felted wool. My life is complete.


Felted wool jelly donut and cupcake:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/woollyduck

Say hello to Helmuffs

Do you ride a bike? And do you have ears?  Then you need Helmuffs.

Evidently.


Helmuffs:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/gigishandywork

Unidentified caller

It's been too long since I've posted any mustache-related handicrafts.

Please accept this decal by way of apology.


Cell phone mustache decal:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35931981

Felt, Unplugged

Says the seller: "I communicate through fiber alchemy."


For $125, this particular piece of alchemy can be yours.



Sculpture - Untitled:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32504376

Egg cozies for your consideration

Egg cozies: a window into the soul. And one more handcrafted item I didn't know I needed.



Rabbit Egg Cozy (made with upcycled Scottish woolens):
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38398775

Russian Nesting Doll Egg Cozy:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=40448485

Egg Hat Cozy (knitting pattern):
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=41931995

Mr. T Egg Cozy:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22270201

Snot Sleeves

 

There's something refreshing about the straightforward utility of this item. Or not. Depending on whether you're the one who has to wear them.

Snot Sleeves:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=41939830

Today in Confusing Hand Soaps

 

The danger of unintentional soap-eating has never loomed larger. 

Proceed with extreme caution.

Chocolate Easter Bunny Hand Soaps:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=41700133