BP Sucks Oil Spill Catnip Toy

Says the seller:  "The toy features a once majestic bird of some kind, face down in a puddle of death."

That pretty much sums it up.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/49850290/bp-sucks-oil-spill-cat-toy

Fascinators: A Cautionary Tale

Friends, I have four words.

Deer Fascinator Headband Hat.

I just thought you should know this is out there.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/50110527/oh-deer-headband-fascinator-hat

Clean. Ish.

Says the seller:  "Mustard swirls down the luscious hot dog (scented of bay rum) while the ample bun awaits its processed partner... "

Should we leave them alone?


Hot Dog and Bun Soap:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/47230161/hot-dog-and-bun-soap

Nursing humor

Says the seller:  "This is a completely hand-made by me, crocheted infant hat made to look like a breast when worn by a baby/toddler/child, while nursing."

Ha?

Wait, child?

Let's move on.


Boobie Beanie:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/48683858/boobie-beanie

Different

Oh look. It's a Sterling Silver and Four Human Teeth Knuckle Ring.

I love when that happens.


Says the seller:  "Re-adorn yourself with real human teeth."


(Thank you, Caroline!)

http://www.etsy.com/listing/44684961/sterling-silver-and-four-human-teeth

If loving custom cake-toppers is wrong...

...you know the rest.


http://www.etsy.com/listing/46743416/custom-wedding-cake-topper-clay-folk-art

http://www.etsy.com/listing/42497632/custom-wedding-cake-topper-portrait

http://www.etsy.com/listing/44582007/unique-and-custom-character-cake-toppers

Hmm, continued

 

Says the seller:  "Way to multi-task! You are drunk in the shower and you deserve this Brooklyn Badge."
 
If only this badge had existed around 1994. Or '97.

But I digress.

The point is: drunken merit badges!


Collect 'em all at:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/abeanpie

Hmm

Design your own pinata. OK, I'm with you so far.

Says the seller:  "Would you like to whack Sen. Larry Craig with a stick? I can have that arranged."

You lost me there.


Custom pinatas:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/MamaPajamas

The Downside of Upcycling

Something to wear on Father's Day?


Upcycled Vintage Necktie Headpiece:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/41293203/vagabond-upcycled-vintage-necktie-hat

Statistics Made Cuddly

Says the seller:
"There are vertical lines (in either pale teal or lilac) depicting the center of the distribution (where 50% of the area is above and below), then moving out to capture the middle 68% of the distribution, then moving out to the middle 95% of the distribution, and the middle 99.5%. However, only the left-most cut off for the 95% and 99.5% portions of the data are displayed. The right-most cuts of extend beyond this plushie. On the back side of the plushie is an embroidered logN(0,1) denoting that this is a log normal distribution plushie."

That seems reasonable.


Distribution pillows:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/NausicaaDistribution

Mustache Meme: The Next Generation

Says the seller:  "Simply hold any of the crayons under your nose and you will automatically blend into your surroundings."

They'll be drinking from mustache beer steins in the blink of an eye.

Mustache Crayon/Disguise:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/49010922/mustache-crayons-complete-disguise

Game on

Yes, they're soap.

Says the seller:  "Scented with Mountain Dew fragrance oil, a gamer's best scent."

OK then.


Retro gaming controller soaps:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/Digitalsoaps

Feeling clean yet?

 

 Here's something.

Says the seller:  "This is a Huge Durable Vinyl Wall Sticker, that WON'T mess up your wall!!"

Well that answers all my questions.


Signed Physco {sic} Zombie Wall Decal:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/28469951/signed-physco-zombies-wall-decal-by

Meet Sweater Cat

Friends, this is scaring me.

Sweater Cat:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/43176511/sweater-cats-abercrombie

Going digital

What more can I say? (Translation: I blew my cheesy pun in the headline.)


Human Thumb Drive:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/48198785/human-thumb-drive

Felted Lagniappe

Just a few final selections as Fake Food Week wraps up.

I know. Let's not get sad.


Cucumber Sandwich:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/47917752/cucumber-sandwich-recycled-felt-food

Corndog:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/47989046/new-corndog

Black and White Cookies:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/48662619/new-black-and-white-cookies

Soap or Not Soap? (Chocoholic edition)

I know, this game is too easy. They're all soap.


http://www.etsy.com/listing/44947544/chocolate-dipped-donut-soap
http://www.etsy.com/listing/29792358/chocolate-covered-cherry-soap-in-a-pink
http://www.etsy.com/listing/48809272/have-a-donut-glycerin-soap-dark

Charmed (sort of)

Fake Food Week wouldn't be complete without these scented jewelry items.

That's not a sentence I ever imagined writing.

Things are really coming together for me.


Scented Junk Food Jewelry (PB&J charms, Twinkie ring, mac and cheese charm):
http://www.etsy.com/shop/danzdzynes

Today in Large Fiberglass Bananas

Four and a half feet of potassium-rich perfection.

This bold statement piece isn't for everyone.

That's why it costs $500.


Large Fiberglass Banana:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/47367366/large-fiberglass-banana

Your sandwich is ringing

If you love toast as much as you love your fancy phone, I have some good news.

Also, good news for fans of grilled-spam musubi (evidently it's big in Hawaii).

I'm just the messenger.


Felt iPhone Cases:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/DanielleLondon?section_id=7079959

Felted Truffles: A Love Story

These are speaking to me in a weirdly intimate fashion.


Felted Truffles:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/kissesandbaci

Fake Food Week continues

Says the seller: "Real Chicagoans use Mustard."

Duly noted.


Mustard Pillow and Spill:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/38053788/mustard-pillow-and-spill-perfect-for

Not another...

felted baked potato.

Friends, the felted foods just keep coming.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/47086070/loaded-baked-potato